Greetings, Furry Readers,

Tuffy is a 19-year-old gray cat who rests in peace under a white rose bush.

Her spirit lives on and continues to write her newsletter.

The Spirit of Tuffy is glad that you could come in and read some of Tuffy's great wisdom.

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Here's one of Tuffy's favorite quotes:

"Why is it when we talk to God, we're said to be praying - but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?"

Lily Tomlin, comedian

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Here are some questions from a few of Tuffy's groveling worshippers:

~~ Dear Tuffy:

I am working on some magic tricks to make tasty turkey appear whenever I want. Do you have any tips for me?

Ali Baba of Alabama

~~ Tuffy Sez:

Yeah, right, like I would share them with the likes of you!

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~~ Dear 'Ol Tuffers:

My humans call me Barfy. I don't know why.

Do you?

Barfy of Bakersfield

~~ Tuffy sez:

Cuz it's yer name, Barfy.

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~~ Dear Spirit of Tuffy:

I am an orange consort to a beautiful, if fearsome, black, gray and white tabby.

She bosses me around and is mean to me.

What can I do? I love her, but I don't think she loves me.

Sadly,

Reggie of Costa Mesa

~~ Tuffy sez:

Geese, Louise, Regster! Ya sure do whine a lot. Why dontcha go sit in a sunny window an' lick yer pelt? Just ignore that mean ole female!

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Iffen Tuffy din't git to yer questions this week, she will surely git to 'em next week. Now it's time fur her nap.

Until then, hang tuff!

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Until next time, hang tuff!

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